This was posted originally a long time ago but the topic came up recently in conversation and I thought I’d repost it for your amusement.
Top 10 Things You Won’t See As The Featured Ingredient On The Food Network Television Show Iron Chef America
10) Spam
Stuff not good enough to be used in ham.
9) Treet
Stuff not good enough to be used in Spam.
8) Vienna Sausages
Soft and heavily processed.
7) Liverwurst
Vienna sausage-like without the casing.
6) Potted Meat
Notice it’s a “food product“.
5) Pickled Pigs Feet
Kinda gooey and chewy. Probably would taste worse if it weren’t for all the vinegar.
4) Vegemite
Popular in Australia and New Zealand but not around here.
3) Pork Brains
Does the milk gravy help at all?
2) Head Cheese
It sure as heck ain’t cheese.
1) Chitlins
Some seriously nasty stuff. Definitely an acquired taste.
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